Best friends

by Lauren
(Hephzibah GA US)

Girl: We're best friends, right?
Boy: Yes, of course.
Girl: Good. Since we're best friends, I would like to know...who do you like?
Boy: I don't like anyone. I LOVE someone, though.
Girl: Well then, I wanna talk to her. Go call her.
Boy: Umm...okay. (dials a phone number)
Girl: Ohh hang on, someone's calling me. (answers fone)
Girl: Hello?
Boy: I love you.