Chocolate Quotes about a Delicious Soul-Satisfying Treat

Chocolate Quotes

You'll love our collection of chocolate quotes. Whether your favorite indulgence is milk, dark or bitter chocolate or truffles, these timeless quotations, some funny, some educational, some just plain smart will whet your appetite for your favorite sweets. Also on this page, you'll find gift chocolates to buy for friends, lovers or to reward yourself.

Giving chocolate to others is an intimate form of
communication, a sharing of deep, dark secrets.

~ Milton Zelman

Chocolate Quotes

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four
pieces with your bare hands and the eat just one of the
pieces.

~ Judith Viorst

Chocolate causes endocrine glands to secrete hormones
that affect your feelings and behavior by making you happy.
Therefore, it counteracts depression ... your stress-free life
helps you maintain a youthful disposition, both physically and
mentally. So, eat lots of chocolate!

~ Elaine Sherman, Book of Divine Indulgences

Chocolate Quote

Nobody knows the truffles I've seen.

~ Unknown

You can lose that last ten pounds (or more)
and still eat the foods that you love with
the amazingly effective Every Other Day Diet

The 12-step chocoholics program: Never Be More
Than 12 Steps Away from Chocolate!

~ Unknown

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's
perfect food.

~ Michael Levine, The Emperors of Chocolate: Inside the Secret World of Hershey and Mars

Chocolate Quotes

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays.

~ Unknown

Life is like a box of chocolates ... you never know what
you are going to get.

~ Forrest Gump

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produced some
of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers
also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what they are.

~ Matt Lauer

You have given chocolates before, just never like this!

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with
chocolate.

~ Unknown

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and no appointment is needed.

~ Unknown

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend
with chocolate.

~ Linda Grayson

There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate,
white chocolate and chocolate truffles.

~ Unknown

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