Cute Funny Love Quotes

Cute Funny Love Quotes make us laugh about the predicament of falling in love ... or out of it! Love has many stages. There's the crazy, fevered pursuit of the object of our desire, followed by the satisfaction of possessing it. There's the ennui of a relationship or marriage that has gone stale and then love's aftermath, when love ends in mutual agreement, sadness, betrayal or divorce. The humor in these quotations reveal essential truths.

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~ Laura Ramirez

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Joan Crawford

He let her know early on who was the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, You're the boss.

~ Anonymous

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

~Rita Rudner

Keep your love life interesting with creative date ideas

The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

~Andy Warhol

Happiness is having your girlfriend's lipstick the same color as your wife's.

~ Author Unknown


Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.

~ Unknown

I think, therefore, I am single.

~Author Unknown

Cute Funny Love Quotes

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

~ Helen Rowland

Top secrets of personal growth experts One seeks to make the loved one entirely happy, or, if that cannot be, entirely wretched.

~Jean de La Bruyere

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

~Groucho Marx

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