Funny Basketball Quotes Will Make You Crack a Smile

Funny Basketball Quotes

"Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question
why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to
look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was
put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things
happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don't know."

~ Shaq O'Neal

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you
practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds."

~ Wilt Chamberlain

"Fans never fall asleep at our games because
they're afraidthey might get hit by a pass."

~ George Raveling

"These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They
won't make you rich like me, they won't make you
rebound like me, they definitely won't make you
handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes
like me. That's it."

~ Charles Barkley

“The secret is to have eight great players and four
others who will cheer like crazy.”

~ Jerry Tarkanian


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Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm
amphibious.

~ Charles Shackleford

The trouble with officials is they just don't care
who wins.

~ Tommy Canterbury

"Everybody pulls for David, nobody roots for
Goliath."

~ Wilt Chamberlain

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Funny Basketball Quotes

"I keep both eyes on my man. The basket hasn't
moved on me yet."

~ Julius Erving

"If the NBA were on channel 5 and a bunch of frogs
making love was on channel 4, I'd watch the frogs
even if they were coming in fuzzy."

~ Bobby Knight



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