 |
Funny Love Quotes: Funny and Sarcastic Love QuotesIf you have a favorite funny quote about love, you can share it by following the instructions on the Contact Us page. Funny Love Quotes "Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you." ~Mae West~ "Bride, n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her." "I married beneath me--all women do." "Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery." "The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him." Funny Love Quotes Funny Love Quotations: 8 "A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted." ~Helen Rowland~ Quotes: 9 "No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along." ~Joyce Brothers~ Quotes: 10 "Whenever I date a guy, I think, is the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?" ~Rita Rudner~ Quotes: 12 "Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name." ~Joan Rivers ~ Related Quotations
Love Quotes Copyright © 2005. All quotations are the copyright of the respective authors. Please feel free to link to this page from your web site, forum or blog using the words, Love Quotes that Inspire, Enlighten and Make us Laugh. Funny Love Quotes Copyright © 2007 Love-Quotes-and-Quotations.com. All rights reserved. Content copyright protection by Copyscape web site plagiarism search. Build Your Own Web Business  |