Funny love quotes reveal a kernel of the truth about romantic love and marriage. Some
are truly hilarious and others reek of sarcasm. Whether you want to use
humor to celebrate love or commiserate with those who have been scorned,
you'll find a bit of truth in the quotations below.
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"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you."
"Bride, n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her."
"I married beneath me--all women do."
"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."
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"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."
"The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him."
Funny Love Quotes
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
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"A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted."
"No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along."
"Whenever I date a guy, I think, is the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
"Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name."
~Joan Rivers ~
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