Funny Love Quotes

Funny love quotes reveal a kernel of the truth about romantic love and marriage. Some are truly hilarious and others reek of sarcasm. Whether you want to use humor to celebrate love or commiserate with those who have been scorned, you'll find a bit of truth in the quotations below.

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"Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you."

~Mae West~

"Bride, n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her."

~Ambrose Bierce~

"I married beneath me--all women do."

~Nancy Astor~

"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."

~Woody Allen~

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Turn around a troubled marriage with the advice in this best-selling book.

"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."

~Erma Bombeck~

"The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him."

~Oscar Wilde~

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"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

~Steve Martin~

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"A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted."

~Helen Rowland~

"No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along."

~Joyce Brothers~

"Whenever I date a guy, I think, is the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?"

~Rita Rudner~

"Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name."

~Joan Rivers ~

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