Funny Love Quotes: Funny and Sarcastic Love QuotesFunny Love Quotes ... ... reveal a kernel of the truth about romantic love and marriage. Some are truly funny and others reek of sarcasm. Whether you want to use humor to celebrate love or commiserate with those who have been scorned, you'll find a bit of truth in the quotations below. If you have a favorite funny quote about love, you can share it by following the instructions on the Contact Us page. "Bride, n. A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her." "I married beneath me--all women do." 
Make your relationship more passionate "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." ~Woody Allen~ "Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery." "The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him." Funny Love Quotes ~Steve Martin~ Funny Love Quotations: 8 "A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted." ~Helen Rowland~ Quotes: 9 "No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along." ~Joyce Brothers~ Quotes: 10 "Whenever I date a guy, I think, is the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?" ~Rita Rudner~ Quotes: 12 "Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name." ~Joan Rivers ~ More Funny Love Quotations You'll Enjoy
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