Funny love sex quotes are entertaining because they highlight the gulf between men and women,
the stereotypes and the battle of the sexes. Although some may make us
laugh, it's because they point out the truth.
Men and women are different—they have different expectations from sex and love. The trick then, is finding our commonality while celebrating and appreciating our differences.
i like my body when it is with your body ...
Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets
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What ever happens with us, your body
will haunt mine—
~ Adrienne Rich
In the sex war, thoughtlessness is the weapon
of the male, vindictiveness of the female.
~ Cyril Connolly
The fate of man
Turns on the body of a woman.
~ William Everson
Sex wants to possess its beloved, even to
enslave her. Love is willing to let her stay free.
~ Paul Brunton
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This is a waist the spirit breaks
its arm on.
~ Randall Jarrell
When Eve ate this particular apple, she became
aware of her womanhood, mentally. And mentally
she began to experiment with it. She has been
experimenting ever since. So has man. To the rage
and horror of them both.
~ D H Lawrence