Funny Love Teen Quotes Written By & For Teens

Funny love teen quotes make light of love and make us laugh at something we often take too seriously. Love is funny. Sometimes it makes us do goofy things, things that reveal the fool in us, things that we regret. Then of course, there are the differences between the sexes that make you wonder how males and females ever hit it off.

Since I couldn't find any funny quotes on love written by teens (only by adults, reflecting on their teen years), I thought I'd ask you to share your stories and make this site your own. Using the form below, share anything you find funny or strange about love. Tell a story about some goofy thing you did because you were starry-eyed over someone else or share an embarrassing moment, so together, we can laugh about this mysterious force that sweeps us off our feet and turns our world around.

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Maybe 
The Times We Fought.
The Times We Broke Up.
I Cried.
But It Was My Fault For The Mistakes.
It's Not You Babe, It's Me.
Maybe. Just Maybe.
I'm Jealous....

I hate loving him..  
I like this guy and he knows I do.. but he's in a relationship and I have no idea how he feels about me.. :(

911 
Can’t you tell?
My eyes stop blinking
My heart stops beating
My lungs stop breathing
My palms start sweating
My tummy starts turning
Just because ...

Love Is Pain 
I met this boy in pre-school & we have been going to school together since then. It was love at first sight (for me at least). I tried my best to get his ...

Love 
Love is when hearing his name makes you smile.
Love is when seeing his smile makes you smile.
Love is when just the thought of him makes you smile,
and ...

Love and Friendship 
love and friendship met one day. love asked, "why do you exist?" friendship answered, "to put a smile where you leave tears." then love asked again,...

uh oh ... in love 
i'm dating Jack, wanted by William, and in love with Casey.

~now what do i do?

So Innocent in Love 
Too young but in love
and too selfish to our love.
I love the way we kiss and the way we touch
so innocently in love.
No hate, no jealousy
just two ...

The First Time 
The first time I laid my eyes on him
I felt like kissing him.
The first time I kissed him
I felt like getting a little bit of his touch.
And when he ...

'Twas Da Boy Next Door 
Ok, it was a Friday evening that I met this young Mr handsome at a bus station. The boy looked good, if a gal may comment. Ok he stood my opposite and ...

i love him 
he's my first kiss, but we've never treated each other as boyfriend and girlfriend. often, he breaks my heart, but i still love him.

The Cigar 
Here, all the way from home,

I lie alone and wait.

I wait for the one I thought was you,

And realize it was a mistake.



I think of all ...

Sweet Home Alabama 
What you wanna be married to me for anyhow?
So I can kiss you anytime I want.
~Sweet Home Alabama

I Finally Found Someone 
I have been saying no to this guy for about six months because he was my best friend. I realized that I loved him, but I still refused to go out with him ...

Life 
life is about learning, loving, and letting go.
yes it does hurt
and no its definitely not fair
and when things take a ...

Shattered Glass 
My story is a short one, since I'm only 16, and this story is not an old one. It is not one covered in dust that has rusted from years of neglect. This ...

stuck in love 
i'm stuck loving him so secretly it hurts
i feel like this life is slowly slipping out of my reach
ill never know that happiness again
i wish i could ...

lovely gas 
One time, when I was going out with this guy named Ollie and it was our 2nd anniversary, we decided to go out to celebrate. So I wore my high heels and ...

Love 
Love is like a butterfly, easy to find, hard to catch.

TRUE LOVE 
What if the one holding your hand isn't the one holding your heart ...

The One 
There once was a girl who never believed in love. She thought it was silly even though she saw it every where she went, she could never escape it.

One ...

dont cry  
i often told him that there was only one person i wanted to be with in this world and that was him. he said britt how can you be so sure if the only person ...

Best Friends or Love? 
Okay, well me and this boy are the best of friends and we always have been. but then he told me that he likes me more than a friend. i didnt know what ...

Why the Love Mismatch? 
this is a question my friends and i always ask....

why is that all the fine guys go out with ugly girls and pretty girls go out with ugly guys?

what is love  
what is love
is is something from above
that flies through the air and hits you,
like it doesn't care
can you cherish it in your heart,
hoping ...

Love is... 
Love is everything you want it to be. Happiness, Sadness, Hopefulness, Anxiety, Perfection ... Love is when you feel at home in his arms, and above all ...

We Almost Broke Up 
I love my boyfriend, but I thought that we had to take a break. I didn't know how I felt about him. He told me he didn't want to take a break and since ...

Boys  
Not worth it.

A Love From The Past 
A long time ago, a young girl and her friend Jessica went to a party. Her friends all had boyfriends or dates, she was alone. She never had time for boys—...

LOVE 
Plzzz I so do not believe in all this lovey-dovey business! I believe you love a person only after marriage. I do not believe in all these girlfriend and ...

Willing to Die for Love  Not rated yet
This happened last year. From the first day I saw him in my friend's car, I fell in love. At that time I was going out with someone else. Me and my "love"...

Boyfriend Turns Out to Be a Jerk  Not rated yet
It all started on MSN. I had a huge crush on this guy named Tom. He knew I liked him, but I didn't find out until later that he also had a crush on me....

Girls  Not rated yet
Girls are like phones ... they love to be held and talked to, but if you hit the wrong button you'll be disconnected.

Falling in Love Quotes  Not rated yet
Meeting you was fate. Becoming your friend was my choice. But falling in love with you I had no control over.


How to really get to know the person ...

Falling in Love Quote  Not rated yet
The funny thing about falling in love is you never know when its going to happen. That's why its called falling because you can't control it or choose ...

Why Won't My Breasts Grow?  Not rated yet
Me and my sister share rooms, we're twins. One day, we were at a thrift store trying on some new back-to-school clothes. As we were trying on the clothes ...

Heart-Broken Too Many Times  Not rated yet
There are times that I sit thinking about you.
I know that it is very hard to let things go.
I try so hard to move on, but it never seems to work.

There ...

that feeling  Not rated yet
I think it's weird how when you love someone no matter how bad they treat you or how many times they break your heart, you still love them!

Him  Not rated yet
Him
He’s all I think about
Everyday all day
His smile
His eyes
His lips
His hands
Everything about him I love
That smile gives me butterflies
Those ...

Love is Wicked  Not rated yet
What do I have to do to get over you?
Does anybody have a remedy or a cure?
Somebody call the doctor or the emergency crew
Cause I'm still carrying ...

Broken heart  Not rated yet
He broke my heart
and watched it crumble to the floor
I tried to pick up the pieces and fix it
but some were missing
For days I cried,
for days I ...

crying for a man ain't worth it  Not rated yet
Never cry for a man
it proves how weak you are
and he'll smile when he sees your weakness.

Teen Love is Like a Car Wreck  Not rated yet
... fast and powerful but at the end of the day, the two parties involved end up hating each other for getting the other involved.

secret crushed on each others times apart?  Not rated yet
I didn't know if I was in love or not but all I knew is that I couldn't stop thinking about her and then I had gotten hold of her phone number and asked ...

My Story  Not rated yet
Hey, I'm Dez. I'm 16 and I live in K-town, Utah
and this is my story:

I was dating this guy Josh for about a year. I loved him a lot, I mean, we were ...

I Hate Loving Him Even Though He Loves Me Too  Not rated yet
I like this guy a lot and my friend found out that he likes me s she made a big plan because he wanted to know if I liked him and then we went out but ...

invisible love  Not rated yet
I really like this guy who goes to my church and school. He is totally amazing, but to him, I seem invisible. I used to always try to get his attention....

Traffic Lights  Not rated yet
What happened that day?
I'm still not too sure of the details, it was too much of a blur.

In the midst of a big city, brushing through people.
My ...

Dreaming of You  Not rated yet
When I was little, I dreamt of Prince Charming,
but now I see it would have been easier
to just dream of you.



Be the woman your man adores and ...

Invisible Love  Not rated yet
I am like an invisible person because the guy I love has no idea I am there!

Best Friend  Not rated yet
I have this best friend.
he's a boy.
i'm a girl.
we're in love.
it's obvious.
we were made for each other.
but he's dumb.
he doesn't want to date....

Third Time's a charm.  Not rated yet
The Backstory: When I was ten-years-old I met this kid named Stephen. He was in my band class in fifth grade, we went to separate schools - but once ...

Confused  Not rated yet
Well, I'm 14 years old and all my dates didn't last long ... sometimes just a week or two or worse sometimes it wasn't a date but just one night of kissing....

love  Not rated yet
my ex,
i hope also to be my next
we dont talk we dont speak
and yet my my heart is his

he hurt me
that jerk
but i will always be his
its my ...

Go to a dance as friends.. come back as more..  Not rated yet
Okay, so this kid I really like (we'll call him Mike) asked me to go to semi with him. After that we would be going to an after-party and staying over....

How could he....  Not rated yet
There is this boy and I like him and he says he likes me, but last year, we were were going out and he came up to me and said that I am like a sister to ...

Purgatory  Not rated yet
So ... me and my boyfriend of 6 months broke up 3 months ago.
I know it's stupid ... teenagers in love ... whatever.
That's what I thought too.
It's ...

I miss you.  Not rated yet
Easy to find, hard to get.
Only more proof that cliche is wrong.
It took me so long to find him.
He's not hard to get.
I still have him.
He will always ...

time to let go.  Not rated yet
My ex and I have been on and off for two years. We still talk every night and hang out like nothing's different. I can't trust myself to date him again ...

831 (our symbol to say "i love u")   Not rated yet
I used to date this guy in my class. But everyone hates him even some of my friends say he's annoying. But I'm the only one who knows him and his feelings....

When True Love is Lost   Not rated yet
The first time I met you, you were hiding from view. While we were friends, it was the truest of trues. I wanted you in my arms but could never find you ...

steven  Not rated yet
I like so many boys but I have one special one named Steven and I think he likes me and I want him to ask me out and do something together.







...

Young Love, Puppy Love  Not rated yet
I can still remember when I met Queenie
She's been a friend of mine since I was 3 years old
When we were seven, we decided to be one
I love her and ...

My true love!!  Not rated yet
I met this guy when I was 17 years old. He was and still is the love of my life. We have a good time, and bad time. We did not care what people said about ...

The wrong Boy =(  Not rated yet
im lame......im 13 and I like this guy, Kev, and his cousin likes me and he thinks we're going out and I really LOVE Kev...and I dont know what the heck ...

today vs future  Not rated yet
If I had to choose between today and the future, I would choose the future because today will only be the past tomorrow.

Embarrassing Moment Leads to Love  Not rated yet
Well there is a guy who I like so much! He's is so perfect for me! He's just my height and he's so sweet to me and he's a good Christian! So the first ...

Trouble in Paradise  Not rated yet
my name is Dhruv. I really liked this guy named Abishek, but he doesn't notice me. I try to sing cute indian songs to get his attention but he just doesn'...

Love and Cake  Not rated yet
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

Painful yet amusing love  Not rated yet
I was on my first date with my boyfriend when I was fourteen and I sat on a bench as he crouched down in front of me. He leaned in to kiss me and I was ...

Unexpected Love  Not rated yet
One night, I received a text message from a unknown person. I asked him who he was. He said his name was Romnick, a former classmate from high school. He ...

I love him, but he loves HER!  Not rated yet
Me and my crush finally started dating I was so happy I had waited for him to notice me for months. We hung out all the time, always made each other ...

When Love is Pain  Not rated yet
In January 2007, I started dating this guy thinking he was the best thing since sliced bread. It was a long distance relationship. It was hard but we spoke ...

Teen Love Story  Not rated yet
It is made not to search for love but to let love find you. A stranger can even be your true love. You'll never know

Well I was seeing this guy for ...

How could I?  Not rated yet
I decided to date this incredibly hot guy but not for the right reasons....I thought I would use him you know, as "bait" for another guy who had recently ...

The Jerk  Not rated yet
The person who acts like a jerk,

is sometimes your true love.

Power of Death  Not rated yet

Mean, it was peeping through my door,
in need of stealing a part of me!
Mean, it was so jealous of our love—
how cold blooded.
Mean, it had time ...

Not Worth the Time  Not rated yet
Once there was this boy who I thought was love at first sight. He told me he loved me very much and never thought he would find someone new or just like ...

Too stupid to realize he loves me  Not rated yet
Well I like this boy and he likes me and we've dated 5 times already, but he has a girlfriend now and he still wants to be with me and I still want to ...

first close kiss  Not rated yet
It was really awkward for me because he was my second boyfriend ever and we had been going out for 3-4 months already, but I had told him that I didn't ...

What could happen?  Not rated yet
I have liked this guy for almost 2 years now and I finally got the courage to tell him. Well was it the mistake of my life or the best thing to happen ...

he didn't remember!?  Not rated yet
I went to the hospital to see him. He didn't remember who I was. I have been dating him ever since 9th grade. Will he ever be the REAL him again?

boys are confused and young  Not rated yet
i kissed this guy at homecoming who i really liked.
He looks at me and stuff all the time, but hasn't talked to me since. I was really upset that he wouldn'...

Europe.  Not rated yet
Over this past summer, I got invited to go on a trip to Europe for 20 days with this organization called People To People Student Ambassadors. Being 17,...

he's not for me  Not rated yet
i've been going out with danny for 4 months and i've realized that the one i've liked from the beginning was Carlos!
ugh i hate it he makes me tingle ...

i met him...  Not rated yet
i met my man on a clan...
i fall to him sO easily because of his attitude...
time goes by i absolutely fall to him.. and him also.. he fall tO mE..
we ...

Missing You Love Song  Not rated yet
Mmmmmm, I will always be here for you, but when you leave me
I just want you to know, I will be missing you. (missing you)
You see without you, I'm not ...

Boy Oh Boy  Not rated yet
Oh boy. I met a boy away on vacation, but I didn't start talking to him until 2 weeks later online. All he would talk about was "Maggie" but I still really ...

love  Not rated yet
i looked into his eyes then he looked back, with a smile on his face, i fell in love all over again.

Sweet Teen ... Confusion?  Not rated yet
so i really liked this boy named bryce. after i told him this, he said he loved me and i was beautiful. then the next day, i asked him to go out and he ...

I Want You  Not rated yet
I'm dating Kyle, but want to be with Mike.

I Never Asked to Fall for Him  Not rated yet
I didn't want to fall for him, I don't know what happened. All I know is one day I was upset, called him, he came out, it was freezing cold, and late at ...

Our Love Started At Zero  Not rated yet
We started at zero, but somehow things changed
From zero to one million, in a matter of days
Now you mean more to me, than life itself
Everyday we grow ...

Love Leftovers  Not rated yet
You smile because you have him, I laugh because he's my leftovers.

Cohesive Cohen   Not rated yet
The best day of my life was when I met Cohen. I met him when I was 14 years old at a football game. He was tall, handsome and 18. His dark brown hair only ...

Impossible Love  Not rated yet
It all started out when I got back in touch with my best friend, Adam. I've known Adam since I was 5 and have had a crush on him since then too. Whatever ...

Italian Love Quote  Not rated yet
Ogni volta mi si penso di qualcos'altro in modo non dovete pensare al dolore che hai causato a me.

That is Italian for

Everytime I see you I think ...

Love   Not rated yet
Love
is not needing a snooze button on your alarm clock because when it goes off the first thing in the morning, thoughts of your loved one makes it ...

With Love Comes Hate  Not rated yet
I hate loving him
It's contradictory,
Yet it's true.
Love hurts.
Why must we love and hate?
Can we have one
and not the other?
With love comes ...

My love  Not rated yet
When I was in 8th grade, I was in a serious relationship. Then I met this boy named Travis. After a couple months, I ended my relationship and became good ...

Boy Lost Quick  Not rated yet
I dated a guy for six months. One day, we were swimming at the pool when he saw his friends, talked to them for a while, then came back and said he didn'...

l-o-l-o-l-o-l-o-v-e :D  Not rated yet
all my girls were standing in circles
and i kissed him

Love is War  Not rated yet
I have known this guy for about two months now and he and I like each other and I love him but I don't know how he really feels about me and we can't really ...