Funny Quotes Love & Marriage

Funny quotes love ... although relationships often seem so serious, there are funny sayings that can help us keep things light-hearted so we can laugh at the differences between men and women.

At first, love consumes us, but as we get to know the other person for who they are, rather than who we want them to be, we see their imperfections, accept our own and can laugh at sex, romance and love, the subjects that we used to take so seriously. Laughing is important because it helps us gain perspective and ultimately, be a better lover.

The Japanese have a word for it. It's Judo - the art
of conquering by yielding. The Western equivalent
of Judo is, "Yes, dear."

~ J.P. McEvoy

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech.
Every now and then she stops to breathe.

Jimmy Durante

I love being married. It's great to find that one
special person who you want to annoy for the
rest of your life.

~ Rita Rudner

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Save your marriage

The trouble with some women is that they get
all excited about nothing ... and then marry him.

~ Cher

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not
satisfied, you can exchange it for something you
really like.

~ Adrienne Gusoff

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Be the woman your man adores and never wants to leave

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar ...
a practice which is continued to this day.

~ Helen Rowland

My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she
is coming with me.

~ Jon Bon Jovi

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour
and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

~ Albert Einstein

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