Funny Quotes of Friendship (Twenty Hilarious Quips About Friends From Famous People)

There are funny quotes of friendship everywhere precisely because friendship provides us with the ability to laugh at ourselves and see the humorous side of things. Even when things look bleak, you can always count on a good friend to cheer you up, and manage to make you see that there’s always hope no matter what.

We’ve compiled twenty funny quotes of friendship from sources as varied as politicians, authors, TV personalities, royalty, and other personalities to help us glean what friendship is all about to them. Often tongue-in-cheek funny, sometimes spot-on, but always with a grain of truth to them, these quotes can hopefully make you look at your own friendships with joy, and value them like the gems that they are.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

~ Jim Hayes

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

~ Mark Twain

Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.

~ Horace Walpole

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, What! You, too? I thought I was the only one.

~ C.S. Lewis

I got lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!

~ Archie Bunker

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A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

~ Bernard Meltzer

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.

~ Edwin Arlington Robinson

The best time to make friends is before you need them.

~ Ether Barrymore

Often we have no time for our friends but all the time in the world for our enemies.

~ Leon Uris

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

~ George Carlin

A true friend stabs you in the front.

~ Oscar Wilde

When a woman like that whom I've seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man.

~ Alice Duer Miller

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

~ Benjamin Franklin

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

~ Harry S. Truman

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.

~ Charles Lamb

Friends are relatives you make for yourself.

~ Eustache Deschamps

I have three kinds of friends: those who love me, those who pay no attention to me, and those who detest me.

~ Sébastien-Roch Nicolas de Chamfort

My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved.

~ Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.

~ Arthur Brisbane

That is what friendship means. Sharing the prejudice of experience.

~ Charles Bukowski

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