Funny Quotes of Friendship (Twenty Hilarious Quips About Friends From Famous People)
There are funny quotes of friendship everywhere precisely because friendship provides us with the ability to laugh at ourselves and see the humorous side of things. Even when things look bleak, you can always count on a good friend to cheer you up, and manage to make you see that there’s always hope no matter what.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, What! You, too? I thought I was the only one.
I got lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know!
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
The best time to make friends is before you need them.
Often we have no time for our friends but all the time in the world for our enemies.
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
When a woman like that whom I've seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man.
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
Friends are relatives you make for yourself.
I have three kinds of friends: those who love me, those who pay no attention to me, and those who detest me.
My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved.
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
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