Funny Quotes about Our Favorite Topic--Love

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Quotation

"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby."

~Natalie Wood~

Saying

"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married."

~Katharine Hepburn~

Funny Love Quotations:

"Behind every great man there is a surprised woman."

~Maryon Pearson~

Quote:

"The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing, and then marry him."

~Cher~

Funny Quotations:

"Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage."

~Dr. Karl Bowman~

Saying:

"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox."

~Woody Allen~

Saying:

"Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women."

~Marion Smith~

Quotation:

"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love."

~ Albert Einstein~

Funny Quotes:

"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand."

~ Unknown~

Funny Love Quotations:

"Take it from me, marriage isn't a word ... it's a sentence!"

~King Vidor~

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