Hilarious Love Quotes on Love, Relationship & Marriage

Hilarious love quotes ...

... make us laugh at relationships and the male-female dynamic. When you're in love and things aren't going right, it can feel as if your whole world is crashing in, so it helps to be able to put things in perspective. By reading and laughing along with the quotations on this page, you'll see that you're not alone and that while the differences between men and women are what keep things interesting, they can also be a source of conflict.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

~ David Bissonette

Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.

~ Fulton Sheen

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up
as the brain empties.

~ Jules Renard

Hilarious Love Quotes

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better
revenge than to let her keep him.

~ Unknown

Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in
love.

~ Albert Einstein

Love is a grave mental disease.

~ Plato

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

~ Henny Youngman

I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands.

~ Dudley Moore

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

~ Unknown

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