Humorous Love Quotes that Put Love into Perspective

... tell the truth about love relationships and marriage. Although love can be wonderful, it is fraught with misunderstandings and ups and downs. If you can learn to use humor to put the tough times into perspective, then your relationship will survive.

Behind every successful man is a woman,
behind her is his wife.

~ Groucho Marx

My advice to you is to get married: if you find
a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll
become a philosopher.

~ Socrates

Love is temporary insanity that is curable by
marriage.

~ Ambrose Bierce

Humorous Love Quotes

I was married by a judge. I should have asked
for a jury.

~ Groucho Marx

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech.
Every now and then she stops to breathe.

~ Jimmy Durante

Use humor to make women laugh and fall in love

She looked as if she'd been poured into her clothes
and forgotten to say when.

~ PG Wodehouse

When I finally met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his
first name was Always.

~ Rita Rudner

The big difference between sex for money and sex
for free is that sex for money costs less.

~ Brendan Francis

Learn the secrets of ancient yogic masters: how certain finger and hand positions can heal and rejuvenate your body and raise your level of consciousness

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom
never remembers birthdays and the other who never
forgets them.

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.

~ Roseanne Barr

Save your marriage

Whatever women do they must do twice as well
as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this
is not difficult.

~ Charlotte Whitton

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

~ Mae West

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as
the only time of the month I can be myself.

~ Roseanne Barr

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