Love Basketball Quotes - Smart Quotes from the Movie Love and Basketball

All's fair in love and basketball.

I'll play you.
For what?
Your heart.

So that's it ... you just gonna forget about
you and me?

Love Basketball Quotes

You want to be my girl? What do I have to
do? I guess we can play ball and ride to
school together and when you get mad at
me, I gotta give you flowers.
But I don't like flowers.
Oh.
How about Twinkies? My mom won't ever
buy them.

Can't do this shit!Boy, what did I tell you about using that word?
Can't should never be in a man's vocabulary.

Love Basketball Quotes

That man looked me in the eye and he lied
to me like it was nothing.

If basketball is all you care about, why you boning
me? Why don't you bone Dick Vital?

Sometimes I wish you would get over this
tomboy act.
I won't ... I'm a lesbian.
That ain't funny.
That's what you think, is it? That I'd rather wear
a jersey than an apron.

Oh, you are so fine. I've been wanting to
get with you. Let me take you to the spring
dance and I promise I'll leave you satisfied.

Love Basketball Quotes

I've loved you since you were eleven and the
shit won't go away.

Whenver you jump or yell, you get a pat on
your ass, but because I'm a female, I get
told to calm down and act like a lady. Well,
I'm a ball player ... yeah, with a jacked-up
attitude.

The sun doesn't rise and set on your
ass.

Damn, girl. I didn't know Nike made dresses.

Love Basketball Quotes

Now that you're my girl, you gotta ride on
my bike. But I wanna ride my own bike. My
dad always drives my mom, that means I

Can we talk?
Talk to your new girlfriend.
Look, I took the ho to Burger King.
Cheap date.
At least she had time for me.

Love Basketball Quotes

That man looked me in the eye and he lied
to me like it was nothing.

If basketball is all you care about, why you boning
me? Why don't you bone Dick Vital?

Sometimes I wish you would get over this
tomboy act.
I won't ... I'm a lesbian.
That ain't funny.
That's what you think, is it? That I'd rather wear
a jersey than an apron.

Oh, you are so fine. I've been wanting to
get with you. Let me take you to the spring
dance and I promise I'll leave you satisfied.

Love Basketball Quotes

I've loved you since you were eleven and the
shit won't go away.

Whenver you jump or yell, you get a pat on
your ass, but because I'm a female, I get
told to calm down and act like a lady. Well,
I'm a ball player ... yeah, with a jacked-up
attitude.

The sun doesn't rise and set on your
ass.

Damn, girl. I didn't know Nike made dresses.

Love Basketball Quotes

Now that you're my girl, you gotta ride on
my bike. But I wanna ride my own bike. My
dad always drives my mom, that means I
gotta ride you. So, forget you then, stupid.
You stupid and your daddy plays for the
worst team in the NBA. What! Last time they
won, Dr. J. was a nurse. I don't want to be
your boyfriend no more, you ugly dog. Well,
I don't want to be your boyfriend, you big head.

Can we talk?
Talk to your new girlfriend.
Look, I took the ho to Burger King.
Cheap date.
At least she had time for me.