Love Quotes for Men

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Love Quotes for Men

If you seek Nirvana in the crotch ... and that's
all there is and it disappoints you, you become
angry and hostile ... We are angered because
we have asked of love what it cannot give.

~ Judianne Denssen-Gerber

When a woman refuses to quarrel with a man,
it means she is tired of him. True lovers fight
back.

~ Arthur Richman


Find the woman you've been looking for

I can nail my left palm
to the left-hand cross-piece bar
I can't do everything myself
I need a hand to nail my right
A help, a love, a you, a wife.

~ Alan Dugan

Love Quotes for Men

Cursed be the man, the poorest wretch in life,
The crouching vassal to the tyrant wife,
Who has no will but by her permission.

~ Robert Burns

The way to fight a woman is with your hat.
Grab it and run!

~ John Barrymore

Love Quotes for Men

Gentlemen, to the lady without whom I should
never have survived to eighty, nor sixty, nor
yet thirty years. Her smile has been my lyric,
her understanding the rhythm of the stanza.
She has been the spring where from I have
drawn the words. She is the poem of my life.

~ Oliver Wendell Holmes

Turn around a trouble marriage

She talks just like a woman, yes she does.
She makes love like a woman, yes she does.
She aches like a woman
But she breaks just like a little girl.

~ Bob Dylan

Variety's the very spice of life,
That gives it all its flavour.

~ William Cowper

Love Quotes for Men

The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore
in the kitchen and a cook in bed.

~ Geoffrey Gorer

Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are honest, so thoroughly square;
Eternally noble, historically fair,
Who, when you win,
Will always give your back a pat.
Why can't a woman be like that?

~ Alan Jay Lerner

The portions of a woman that appeal to
a man's depravity
Are constructed with considerable care,
And what at first appears to be a simple cavity,
Is in fact a most elaborate affair.

~ Author Unknown

Who drags the fiery artist down?
Who keeps the pioneer in town?
Who hates to let the seaman roam?
It is the wife, it is the home.

~ Clarence Day, Jr.