lovely gas

by Hester Locker
(Waupaca, WI US)

One time, when I was going out with this guy named Ollie and it was our 2nd anniversary, we decided to go out to celebrate. So I wore my high heels and a cute dress, but it was a little small. Anyway, after we had been eating for about 10 minutes I felt a very weird feeling in my stomach. It was gas. I didn't know what to do, so I got up slowly, but it was too late. Ollie broke up with me that second and told the entire school about my HUGE moment. The fart smelled so bad that a few people actually left the diner.