lovely gas

by Hester Locker
(Waupaca, WI US)

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One time, when I was going out with this guy named Ollie and it was our 2nd anniversary, we decided to go out to celebrate. So I wore my high heels and a cute dress, but it was a little small. Anyway, after we had been eating for about 10 minutes I felt a very weird feeling in my stomach. It was gas. I didn't know what to do, so I got up slowly, but it was too late. Ollie broke up with me that second and told the entire school about my HUGE moment. The fart smelled so bad that a few people actually left the diner.

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Jan 11, 2009
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Aw, poor you!
by: Anonymous

OMG you poor thing!
If that had been me, I would have died of embarrassment...no offense of course!!
And what a jerk... dumping you over that...and why the hell did he tell the entire school?

I hope you've found someone else now, who isn't a git like that Olli guy.

Nov 14, 2007
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wow
by: Anonymous

If he broke up with you over that, that definitely wasn't love.

Oct 24, 2007
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bahahah
by: Anonymous

omg thats terrible! well obviously he was a jerk!
but it was a little funny haha
i would've DIED!
ugh hahaha

Oct 21, 2007
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Funny Teen Love Story
by: Jared

This is funny. Happened to me once too, but my date was more forgiving. Who needs a guy like that anyway? Stuff like this is just part of being human.

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