Quotes from Ne

by Lon Leeharz

The apple of your eye can still become rotten.

Next time it will last forever, repeat.

He loved me so much, I got him flowers.

I kissed him and no fireworks went off.

She was too clingy, she did everything I wanted and never asked for anything back!

Love cannot last forever, someone has to die first.

Very few animals love, one of them being vultures.

After Hitler got married, he killed himself, lucky sod.

I kissed my wife last night, don't tell my secretary.

I was going to dump him, but he got on one knee.

They both have the morals of a Sitcom.

Men are never sensitive enough! He wrote me a poem so I knew he was gay.

Like, I really like really liked him like that and... oh! I love your shoes!

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