Shopping Quotes for Practicing Shopaholics

If you love to shop, you'll love our collection of funny
shopping quotes for casual shoppers and practicing
shopaholics alike. Whether you're into shoes, clothing
makeup, perfume or all of the above, you'll find a
saying to love. These quotations come from female authors,
comediennes, favorite actresses and television shows
and movies.

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I like my money right where I can see it … hanging in
my closet.

~ Sex and the City, Television Series

I always say that shopping is cheaper than a

Shopping Quotes

~ Tammy Faye Baker

Whoever said that money can't buy happiness simply didn't
know where to go shopping.

~ Bo Derek, Actress

Funny Shopping Quotes

If I don't stop shopping, I'll end up a bag lady—a Fendi
bag lady, but a bag lady nonetheless.

~ Sex and the City

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Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after
you go shopping, you can exchange it for something that
you really like.

~ Adrienne Gusoff

Buying something on sale is a special feeling. In fact, the
less I pay for something, the more it's worth to me. I have
a dress that I paid so little for that I am afraid to wear it. I
could spill something on it and then how would I replace
it for that amount of money?

~ Rita Rudner, Comedienne

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and
coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion
to one.

~ Erma Bombeck

Quotes about Shopping

The quickest way to get to know a woman is to go
shopping with her.

~ Marcelene Cox

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a
lack of imagination.

~ Oscar Wilde

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country. It's a whole different way
of thinking.

~ Elayne Boosler, Comedienne

If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.

~ Cynthia Nelms

Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like
football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds,
the danger of being trampled to death and the ecstasy of
the purchase.

~ Erma Bombeck, Author

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