You wouldn't know love if it hit you in the face

Driving around town with my boyfriend, Taylor, got me thinking, and apparently, I was thinking out loud.

I was wondering whether or not it was too early to tell him I love him.

He teased, "You wouldn't know love if it hit you in the face." At that moment, two old people walked out in front of the car.

Taylor slammed on his breaks and smacked his head on his steering wheel.

I asked, "Is that love then? Those old people holding hands? Or is it irony?"

He leaned over laughing, kissed me, and said, "I love you too."